cosmo sex tip #666

when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan

(Source: rappinpicard, via angrywatermelon)

Reblog so people know who you are

Name: Lexi

Tumblr Name: envyismyname

Nickname(s): that chick, girl, you

Birthday: May 22nd

Relationship Status: taken

Random fact about you: I want an eggroll

(Source: mstrueimage, via bootycallfish)

everyone when they first made a tumblr: how the hell do i work this

yetanotherplayer:

• cranky
• demands attention
• highly inappropriate
• does not care what you are doing
• self-important

uu is a cat?????

DIRK

DIRK

DIRK

ANSWER YOUR GLASSES DIRK

PAY ATTENTION TO ME DIRK

DIRK

IGNORE THE KILLER ROBOTS

ENTERTAIN ME

DIRK

(via gonnaslapabitch)

Its my birthday today.. and i really dont want it to be /: Goodnight tumblr.

Reblog if you’re going to A-kon 23 !

lordenglishsfineface:

butts-with-bro-shades:

terminallycandycorn:

perplexedfeline:

confectioneryaficionado:

godtierar:

dirktier:

And what are you going as?

roxy and sabitsuki! C:

Dirk, Gamzee, Saya, Kida lol

Terezi and God Tier Aradia~

if all goes as planned then, God Tier John, Karkat and The Sufferer

Harry Potter, Dave and Sailor Star Healer?

Rose, Sis, Dirk, and Dave

Axel, Trickster John, Princess Aurora, and Prince Gumball